arosorcidae:

vote-pandragon-for-king:

mordicaifeed:

Redguard by Feveron

Beautiful

That bear armor~

malformalady:

An eye-catching two-toned lobster called Harley Quinn has become even more striking after moulting to reveal electric blue skin down one side of his body. The sea creature had surprised experts after it was caught in 2010 with a yellow, red and black body, buts its unusual appearance has intensified with each moult and it now has electric blue colouring. The lobster named Harley Quinn is pictured centre, with his two old coats, which have been carefully preserved.

malformalady:

An eye-catching two-toned lobster called Harley Quinn has become even more striking after moulting to reveal electric blue skin down one side of his body. The sea creature had surprised experts after it was caught in 2010 with a yellow, red and black body, buts its unusual appearance has intensified with each moult and it now has electric blue colouring. The lobster named Harley Quinn is pictured centre, with his two old coats, which have been carefully preserved.

drinkmasturbatecry:

nudityandnerdery:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay
“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”
"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”
"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”
"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”
"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

And, of course: "The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."

the one that will always stay with me is “Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath,” i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words.

drinkmasturbatecry:

nudityandnerdery:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”

"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”

"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”

"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

And, of course:

"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."

the one that will always stay with me is “Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath,” i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words.

metalproblems:

Hey guys! I’m incredibly thankful to all of you for staying with us despite all the shit I’ve put this blog through, and I thought it was time to show it! Technically we’re only at 17,921 followers but I think that’s close enough.

So, STUFF YOU CAN WIN:

  • All the cool postcards on picture one! I got them off ebay but decided I did not want them anymore. They’re kinda old, they were like that when I bought them.
  • All these albums!! (The black one is Spinal Tap, and I know REO Speedwagon is not metal but I’m trying to get rid of it so I’m throwing it in.)
  • Studs and spikes!! There’s more spikes, I just could’t find them. I’ll get them all together for when I send it.
  • A Led Zeppelin bag! I made it out of an old shirt that didn’t look good on me. It’s not the greatest but I figured you might like it anyway.
  • NOT PICTURED: Two scent samples from Bath Sabbath! I’ve ordered from them a few times before and got them but I’m really allergic to strong scents so they don’t work for me.
  • I might add more stuff later if I come up with something cool.

NOW FOR THE RULES:

  • Must be following Metal Problems!
  • Reblog to enter. Reblog as many times as you want!
  • Likes don’t count, sorry!
  • I’ll ship anywhere in the world!
  • No giveaway blogs.
  • I will draw the winner two weeks from now, on Sunday April 20th (ehehehehe). If you don’t reply in 24 hours I’ll pick another one.

Now go, go, go, metalheads! Best of luck!

pansexualxenophilia:

ca-tsuka:

Zombillenium, an upcoming french animated feature film directed by Arthur de Pins.

I AM SO HERE FOR THIS

makochantachibanana:

mummyholmesisupset:

imthegirlyourparentswarnedyouof:

gryffindorgay:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

But sometimes people dont find their other halves. They search and search their entire lives to find their soul mates. So theyre forced to spend eternity alone.

Thanks, satan.

Poor Marco if he gets to read this

Metal Knitting Tutorial on We Heart It.

Metal Knitting Tutorial on We Heart It.

teslawasright:

via reddit
myelectrodreams:

Kvlt

Lost Girl Season 4 Episode 4.

What is Pro-White?
Anonymous

atomic-glitter:

desertrommel:

jellobatch:

gener0sity:

isthereaguideforthis:

gener0sity:

isthereaguideforthis:

princeofatlanta:

cocorozee:

unapologetically-indie:

Pro-white means that I, as a white girl, am only attracted to and will only be romantically involved with a white man. That my future children will in turn, be white.

It also means that I have no white guilt, in the sense that I do not feel “bad” or “sympathy” for POC or buy into their notion that “racism against white people does not exist.”

TLDR : I am proud of being white. I am proud of my heritage and what my ancestors have accomplished.

Wow. You seem so “positive”. You actually sound really ignorant.

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lmfaooooooooooo.

"Proud…of what my ancestors have accomplished."
Shout out to genocide, oppression and NASCAR. Hollaaa. 

Meanwhile in Africa, kids are drinking water from the muddy ground, and picking bugs out of each other’s hair. Shout out to enslaving your own race first, whining, playing the race car, being more likely to commit rape and peanut butter!

LOLOL IT GOT BETTER!

WHO COLONIZED AFRICA, TOOK CONTROL ITS NATURAL RESOURCES (only to not reinvest the profits from these natural resources back into the economy of their origin), OPPRESSED THE PEOPLE, DISRUPTED THE ECONOMY TO FIT FOREIGN STANDARDS THAT COULD NOT MESH WELL WITH ALREADY EXISTING SOCIOECONOMIC AND POLITICAL SYSTEMS AND THEN LEFT THE PEOPLE TO CLEAN IT ALL UP? 

AND PLEASE READ A BOOK ABOUT SLAVERY. Y’ALL LITERALLY USE THE SAME WHACK ASS, TIRED ASS EXCUSES.

SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU MISINFORMED STALE PIECE OF GOAT CHEESE.

#BYEFELICIA

#GOODFUCKINGBYE

Lol This is why people don’t take you people seriously? All caps? Really? You want to be as loud and annoying as you people are in real life? Lmao 

"Goat cheese"
Your skin is the literal color of shit. Go bleach it, then come back and try to insult someone based on skin tone.

And THATS how you know you lost an argument. When you worry about the capitalization of a comment and not the content because you know you can’t come up with a defense.

Our skin is the color of fresh fertile soil. Deal with it.

This has just become a complete fucking mess.

…And you all are wrong.

Uh, this was a mess ever since Wonder Bread Indie and smegma-skin up there made their existence known to the rest of us. lmao

Suzanna and Aidan

US Season 4.

Season 4, Episode 5.

Season 4, Episode 5.

racingheart:

love this

metalproblems:

Submitted by trixter6!

metalproblems:

Submitted by trixter6!